What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !
LauncePierrepontcd
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what
I'm afraid of!
EarleAckleyzP
believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her
mouth and
get away with it.
HerbCarloIH
How
many waiters does it take to change a
light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
EarlieAlmoEr
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
having an
accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
PeliManueloNF
What should you do if you have a basset hound over
for
dinner?
Have a short table!
AdalwinJockym
What's the difference between a homeless and a
pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
GaukrogerBayKb
The man approached the very beautiful woman
in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife
here
in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman
my wife appears out of
nowhere."
TancredDentinMP
How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
TalbotLearBT
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
ManningRicfz
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